When zombies came to Fisher Park
Greensboro in a terrified shock.
Zombified neighbors everywhere,
Friends you knew and trusted,
Zombies biting heads clean off.
Bob Boyd, mystical brave soul,
Possessor of awesome wizardry,
Wasn’t worried. He had the remedy.
In his secret lab beneath the park
He conjured up, Zombie Off™.
Killed them all in a half a minute,
like using high-powered cockroach spray.
From the annals of Fisher Park History.