Dan Fuller entered the Fisher Park Triangle on a dare;
It’s baloney; there’s no monsters there, said he.
Entered the park at the forbidden time of 12 AM
Big mistake, those who knew warned him.
It’s baloney: there’s no monsters there, said he.
And ain’t no vortex neither, whatever that be.
The Vortex, offended, took issue with Fuller
As he screamed in terror, it digested him.
No one ever saw doubting Dan Fuller again,
And there are monsters in Fisher Park.
As told to Bob Boyd by a local historian of paranormal