Fisher Park GSO is a vortex
explains the hotbed of
paranormal happenings.
You name it, seen it,
parades of cryptids
passing through
Bigfoot, Wendigo,
Spring-Heeled Jack,
to name a few
usually in the dark
rare occasions
in daylight.
Saw Spring-heeled Jack,
a rainy day in May.
With high-powered
spring heels sprang
up a 30-foot-tall tree
laughed at me
that devil knew I couldn’t
do that too.
Did you know Bigfoot has
a twin? Saw them both
in Fisher Park,
Christmas Eve 2023.
Could be mistaken,
think they wanted
to give me a surprise
Christmas present in
the vortex at Fisher Park
beneath Christmas lights.
But the vortex has
a dark side.
For some tuition
money, a student
at UNC, Daisy May,
sweet beautiful
sophomore,
started cryptid tours
in Fisher Park
$10 a head.
Tours were bogus,
members of her sorority
dressed as cryptids
disrespectful fakes
an affront to the vortex.
As I foresaw in a dream
the vortex took offense.
During Daisy May’s
final tour
vortex opened
terrifying tornado
swallowed her
never again seen.
Often at nights
in Fisher Park
like psychics coaxing
dead people to go to
the Light, I call Daisy
and coax her to come
back to Fisher Park.
So far no luck, the vortex
doesn’t forgive easily
and will not be mocked.