Bigfoot hunter Jim went to Fisher Park
His one mistake, going there after dark
When the vortex opens its big jaws wide
And all the animals in the park hide.
And fools who unwittingly get too near
Are never seen again, they disappear.
Bigfoot hunter Jim didn’t believe that.
Fearless he said he didn’t give a scat.
But when he foolishly entered the park,
Cryptids starting coming out of the dark.
Then the Vortex opened looking for prey
And scared the menacing cryptids away.
Bigfoot hunter Jim scared, frozen in place,
Screamed with a horrified look on his face,
And the Vortex descended upon him,
And no one ever found a trace of Jim.
But sometimes late at night in Fisher Park
His terrified screams are heard in the dark.