One of the Reasons Fisher Park is a Paranormal Portal

Long ago, hundreds of deviant Anglo Saxons
buried there.

The potters field of Greensboro before
it was Greensboro.

Every kind of criminal you could think of
from thieves to serial killers.

Some with stakes through their
vampiric hearts who are

alleged to come out of their
graves on moonless nights

and suck the blood out of
unwary park visitors who

doubt the dangers of the
preternatural park.

One almost got me over
a year ago.

The horror still haunts me
with PTSD nightmares.

The crucifix around my neck and
Vampire Off Spray saved me.

And not to get commercial, but
I sell Vampire Off Spray,

Twenty bucks a bottle plus
shipping fees.