The Night Me Pet Dog Rex Shapeshifted in Fisher Park

Got up me nerve to once more venture into the Fisher Park Triangle
To see if the preternatural happenings had been exorcized by Reverend Green, as reported in the Greensboro Paranormal Review.
Heard what sounded like a big dog barking behind me. Turned and saw the scariest macky yoke, body of a man, head of a dog, glowing yellow eyes. Crazed with fear, as if I’d heard a banshee, irrationally thought, what if I toss him a bone?
Regained my senses when I saw something familiar, Dogman shapeshifted back to me wee pet dog Rex. I knew Rex could do weird things but, I’ll be knackered, a Dogman?
Next day me and me Rex at home, tried to get him to do the shapeshifting trick. All Rex could do was chase sticks and beg for treats, as if he lost his paranormal power. Then I had a cracking, bang on epiphany. Rex never shapeshifted. The Fisher Park Triangle shapeshifted him. Strange things happen in the Fisher Park Triangle. Be aware of this mate, if ever you have the guts to go there.

Finn O’Reilly’s ill advised return to Fisher Park as told to Bob Boyd.